Now Available on DVD: Midgets vs. Mascots

You couldn’t make this stuff up:

To win $1 million each, five mascots go head-to-head against five little people in a series of ridiculous contests. Although at a serious size and strength disadvantage, the little people set out to prove they have just as much heart as their rivals. A movie that gleefully stretches the boundaries of good taste, this Borat-style mockumentary features Gary Coleman, Brittney Powell, Ron Jeremy and Scottie Pippen.

And in case you were wondering, it’s unrated,

For strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity and language throughout

Funny: Starring Gary Coleman
Funnier: With Ron Jeremy
Funniest: and Scottie Pippen